How to Talk Dirty If You're Shy By jonnysgirl (step by step instruction)

Step 1 : The first thing you should do is think about the things you & your partner do in bed.
What does he/she do that drives you crazy?
How does he/she taste?
What would you like your partner to do to you?
How does he feel inside you or how does it feel inside her?

Step 2: Once you have this established, it will be easy to decide some of the things you can say. As you can see,this is not hardcore dirty talk. It is simple & it should be pretty easy to let your partner know these things.I am sure you're thinking "OK, where does the dirty talk come in?'

Step 3: The answer to that is you should be comfortable enough to begin with this "simple" dirty talk, before you start the hardcore (if you plan to). Practicing in the mirror or anywhere you can be alone will help tremendously-
You will find,after practicing ,anything else you may want to say will come naturally & sincerely.

Step 4: It just so happens that you may never want to talk hardcore dirt, if you aren't comfortable.
Just simple, dirty phrases here & there will work wonders on your partner. He/she will be taken aback & you will see that EVEN though you are shy, you can make your significant other,& yourself feel great in bed!

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How do I "talk dirty"? - question & answer

people ask:


How do I "talk dirty"?

my boyfriend wants me to talk dirty in bed. I'm not against the idea, but I'm always afraid it will just come off sounding cheesy. Is there something subtle I can say and still be sexy? What do guys like to hear?


several answer that are releven:

answer 1: I've been in your shoes before, and I learned that taking it slow is the best way. Don't get carried away the first time. Then it just sounds fake. Whisper in his ear that you like a certain thing that he's doing. Or that it feels good. Or even if you tell him to do a certain thing...all guys love that. But don't make it too serious either.

answer 2:Other suggestions-- just describe what's going on, but in the imperative. "Yeah suck that..." "oh yea stick that in..." "feel that wet..." You don't have to think about anything... just describe. Or you can do the same but ask questions (either real or rhetorical) "Do you like that wet...?" "How hard can you make...?"

Your guy may want just to hear you say dirty words. That may be enough.

But in general, the guy's looking to hear your signs of approval, pleasure, and demands.

answer 3:tell him how what he is doing feels, tell him what you want to do to him. whispering always works for me. good luck

answer 4:tell him hes sexy or hot while ur doing the nasty, and comment on how big his "you know" is ;)

answer 5:Strangly, text sex gave me good practice.

You don't have to muster up the courage to actually say it, all you have to do it think of something dirty and hit SEND.

He really wants you to tell him how much he turns you on, how great he makes you feel and make demands. "Come over here and lick my... It turns me on to... It's feels so good when you... I love it when you.... oh, right there!!"

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"Talk Dirty to Me" by poison

this is song lyric :)

You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Chorus:
Cause baby well be
At the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Till Im screamin for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
Im only hoping that youre home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Chorus

C.c. pick up that guitar and talk to me

Solo, chorus out